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- BM Eating Contest Update We Have A Winner!!
May 3, 2009 | 9:56 pmWinner to be announced soon!!!
- BM Eating Contest Update
May 3, 2009 | 9:49 pmWe now have a tie at 61 pts.
- BM Eating Contest Update
May 3, 2009 | 9:48 pmOne hour and ten minutes into the two hour contest, both contestants have stepped away for a quick cigarette. The current tally has Seth in the lead with 61 points, and Will following close behind with 56. Will poured a shot of Vodka in preparation to be tied with Seth upon return from [...]
- BM Eating Contest
May 3, 2009 | 9:29 pmCurrently in process; Seth and Will are battling in a heated, points-based eating contest. On the menu: 1/4 lb HotDogs @ 8pts. each. CornDogs @ 5 pts. Pizza Slices @ 3pts. Ham Sandwiches cut into quarters @ 2pts. per square. Salad @ 12 pts upon completion. 7pts per [...]
- Swine Flu Update
May 1, 2009 | 2:13 pmRecently, a member of the Brother Machine entourage began with the sniffles. As quickly as the words “Swine Flu” surfaced in the minds of Seth, Will, myself, and Ego, so did extreme paranoia. After a brief conversation discussing the future of our beloved fan, Ego took it upon himself to take control of [...]
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BM Eating Contest Update We Have A Winner!!
Winner to be announced… »
BM Eating Contest Update
We now have a tie at 61… »
BM Eating Contest Update
One hour and ten minutes into the two hour contest, both contestants have stepped away for a quick cigarette. The current tally has Seth in the lead with 61 points, and Will following close behind with 56. Will poured a shot of Vodka in preparation to be tied with Seth upon return from… »
BM Eating Contest
Currently in process; Seth and Will are battling in a heated, points-based eating contest. On the menu: 1/4 lb HotDogs @ 8pts. each. CornDogs @ 5 pts. Pizza Slices @ 3pts. Ham Sandwiches cut into quarters @ 2pts. per square. Salad @ 12 pts upon completion. 7pts per… »
Swine Flu Update
Recently, a member of the Brother Machine entourage began with the sniffles. As quickly as the words “Swine Flu” surfaced in the minds of Seth, Will, myself, and Ego, so did extreme paranoia. After a brief conversation discussing the future of our beloved fan, Ego took it upon himself to take control of… »
Oh by the way……
We are leaving for Great Barrington Massachusetts at 11:00 AM!
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Brother Machine drummer kidnapped
At 5:25 PM this evening Brother Machine drummer Ego Grizzly was reported missing by Seth Gibbs, Ego’s best friend and fellow Brother Machine member.
This caper was short lived however as Ego was discovered just before midnight just next door at the Speedway Grocery.
Hunan, night clerk at the Speedway Grocery discovered Grizzly attempting to steal cigarettes… »
EGO lands a punch, Will turns Black&Blue w/stripes
Will of Brother Machine attacked by fellow bandmate… »
Tuesday. April 21, 2009 Brother Machine
Tuesday. April 21, 2009
Brother Machine
has been “gone to you” since last year some time. This deploarable hiatus has been due, in no small part, to the cooperative acts of Brother Machine with several other bands who will remain anonymous within this context. We have been in full swing under the nameless guise of “Producer” on… »