BM Eating Contest
Currently in process; Seth and Will are battling in a heated, points-based eating contest. On the menu: 1/4 lb HotDogs @ 8pts. each. CornDogs @ 5 pts. Pizza Slices @ 3pts. Ham Sandwiches cut into quarters @ 2pts. per square. Salad @ 12 pts upon completion. 7pts per Beer. 5pts per shot of Vodka. Any puking is an automatic disqualification, throwing-up and swallowing it down again is a 1pt. bonus! With the loser having to visit Victoria Secret and pick out a pair of panties of his choice, of which he will have to wear without taking them off for one week. Oddly, it seems that both contestants are not too concerned about the consequences for losing. Video footage to follow…

PUKE, CHUCK
I dry-heaved a couple times today, but no substance to report of.
also how the fuck do i have a profile image without having actually picked or uploaded one of any kind
it’s the f’n internet man, what can i tell you. but you sure are a handsome devil.